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These are some lies we made up about Rosendale.
A space alien from planet Mars has frequently been made out by Kellog Branch mounding chunks of concrete.
A giant horse is often observed drinking blood from a jar by a creepy lofty tree in Eva Neely Davis Memorial State Forest.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions gobbling a cracker at Kelley Lake Dam late in the night.
A space alien may frequently be witnessed before sunrise pursuing a passing vehicle on a dark highway outside Rosendale.
The Gingerbread Man may be made out over and over again in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Rosendale
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Ghost Sightings From Rosendale
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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