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These are some lies we made up about Rocky Mount.
A massive porcupine has now and then been seen laundering a bloody cloth in Blue Spring very late at night.
A man having the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been made out on one or two instances looking at the water by Autumn Lake Dam very late at night. One of the local residents strongly argues that this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to upset the quiet in Rocky Mount.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer may sometimes be perceived peeping through apartment windows in Rocky Mount after midnight.
A massive lion was made out staring down into the water at Birdsong Hollow Cove very late at night.
A lady afire, clutching a kerosene bottle came into sight after midnight leading a directed visit of Horseshoe Bend to a troop of ghosts. When observed the ghost came near the onlooker who then ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky Mount
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky Mount
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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