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These are some lies we made up about Riverside.
A female's body with a skunk's head was witnessed by Goose Island moving orbs about. This exact ghost has been distinguished over and over again in this place. In any event, it is indisputably a scary spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A partially decomposed human corpse came into view looking bloodcurdling down at the waterfront at Big Eleven Lake. There have been numerous descriptions about this ghost in the area. People here who have made out this spirit declare this spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Riverside many years ago. No matter what, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that is rather not interrupted.
An alien traveler from outer space materialized walking a Bulldog late at night on a dark Riverside avenue.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was perceived in Bethany Park before sunrise pulling a corpse over rocks.
A space man was distinguished looking through house windows in Riverside late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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