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These are some lies we made up about Ridgedale.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may be observed very often on the apex of Baird Mountain at the stroke of midnight glancing at the vista.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has occasionally been witnessed down beside the water at Backbone Bluff sniveling. Based on what the people who live here say, this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Ridgedale local person.
A colossal pronghorn is from time to time spotted very late at night floating by on Blair Branch.
A space alien from another world can occasionally be noticed in Cricket Creek Public Use Area before sunrise staring.
William Shakespeare was perceived being carried by a motorbike on a dark highway near Ridgedale.
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Ghost Sightings From Ridgedale
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Ghost Sightings From Ridgedale
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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