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These are some lies we made up about Richmond.
The scary phantom of a Barbarian is frequently spotted wandering through a mobile home in Richmond. According to the residents, this ghost enjoys frightening people who come seeking ghosts in Richmond.
A guy that turned into a vampire has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions in Roberts Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a body across the ground. If you listen to what the locals argue, this spirit might be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Richmond.
A very large rhinoceros can regularly be seen marching through a mobile home close to Richmond.
A shining human person may be witnessed time and again enjoying the panorama at Hamilton and Hill Farm Lake Dam late in the night. A lot of locals claim this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Richmond.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has every so often been noticed very late at night floating down
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Cottonwood Branch.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is once in a while distinguished at a coin operated phone in Richmond talking on the phone.
An enormous squirrel has purportedly been witnessed on several instances striding through a Richmond neighborhood burial ground.
An alien can from time to time be observed pointing
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at the witness by Knob Noster State Park.
An alien traveler from outer space has repeatedly been witnessed hanging out in an abandoned villa in Richmond.
The spirit of a young man having on a leather jacket has purportedly been noticed on many occasions standing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Richmond. Residents who have noticed this phantom say this phantom is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Richmond local person. In any case, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space invader from planet Saturn may often be perceived in a house in Richmond.
A decapitated gentleman may be witnessed frequently in a Richmond home. Folks argue that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Richmond before the present.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been noticed staggering alongside a deserted road right next door to Richmond.
A colossal muskrat is occasionally distinguished seated in an armchair
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in a house near Richmond.
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Ghost Sightings From Richmond
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Ghost Sightings From Richmond
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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