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These are some lies we made up about Rich Hill.
A guy with the head of a goblin was seen on the peak of Brushy Mound very late at night staring at the view. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone other there.
A half rotten human body emerged reading a pamphlet on the summit of one of the hills in the Philbrick Hills late in the night. When the witness came into sight the ghost ran off. No matter what, it in all certainty is a frightening phantom that is rather not messed with.
A massive raccoon appeared on a dark night drifting along Back and Forth Slough.
An extremely large ape was seen sniveling by Big Shoe Bend.
A Yeti was witnessed trying to conceal a corpse in Ingram Slash at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Rich Hill
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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