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These are some lies we made up about Richards.
Leonardo da Vinci may be observed very often up on the apex of Hickman Hill scooping out a nook.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has every so often been distinguished flying across the Rombaugh Hills in the early morning hours.
An ET from Venus is from time to time seen in Osage Plains in the early morning hours pulling a corpse over the grass.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions staring at the water by Charles Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A man with a large hole through his chest can from time to time be observed slurping soda pop by Indian Creek. Based on what the local residents say, this spirit may be a renowned days gone by dweller of Richards. In any event, it's a scary ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Richards
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Ghost Sightings From Richards
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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