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These are some lies we made up about Republic.
A gigantic mountain goat is every now and then witnessed in a mirror in a Republic home; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
Socrates has been said to have been seen on numerous instances down near Campground Spring before sunrise carrying a skull.
An ET from planet Venus can every so often be noticed on the apex of Bloody Hill around midnight viewing the view.
A massive orangutan was made out at Hagewood Lake Dam before sunrise looking.
A huge chipmunk emerged in Brewster Park at the stroke of midnight covering a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A woman hauling her head by her arm was distinguished in Dry Branch twinkling a light. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other present.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head not there was observed in an apartment in the neighborhood of Republic. When the viewer materialized the ghost ran away.
An alien from another galaxy has regularly been distinguished
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searching for a shoe next to a parked car in a Republic parking lot on a dark night.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently made out in a Republic area supermarket, pacing the aisles.
A space invader from planet Mercury has been spotted on one or two instances pointing at the watcher at the stroke of midnight
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on a park bench in Republic.
An alien from another planet may frequently be seen in Roaring River State Park outside the park headquarters staring angrily at the viewer.
A space invader may be noticed over and over again going mad near Buffalo National River.
The phantom of a young lady sporting a bloody wedding gown has from time to time been observed seated at a coffee table in a Republic home digging a crack. Several of the folks who live in this town assert this ghost may very well be a recognized days gone by native of Republic.
A beheaded woman is every now and then made out riding on a mare along a highway near Republic.
The ghost of a teenage girl has been distinguished on many instances marching through an apartment close to Republic. One thing's for guaranteed, it is certainly a frightening spirit that should be kept away from.
A huge ibex may once in a while be spotted at a coin operated phone in Republic using the telephone.
A shape with a skeleton face in gloomy robes has
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often been witnessed pacing through a Republic area churchyard. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Republic. Anyway, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Republic
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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