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These are some lies we made up about Raymore.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted fishing from the shore of New Longview Lake in the early morning hours.
A decapitated female materialized trying to locate a book by Alexander Creek. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished frequently close by. Some of those who live here argue this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Raymore some time ago.
An extremely large basilisk was perceived munching on a melon in Longview Lake County Park before sunrise.
A colossal gazelle has often been seen posting an envelope at a Raymore post office.
A massive okapi has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was near.
The ghost of a young girl can be perceived very often on the highest spot of Bowler Hill around midnight staring at the panorama.
A body with a skeleton face sporting murky
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robes has every now and then been noticed walking a Great Dane very late at night on a gloomy Raymore road. It has been claimed that this specific phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Raymore many years ago. Well, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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woman having an axe in her head is every so often distinguished at Allendale Dam before sunrise looking at the surroundings.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances peeping through flat windows in Raymore at night.
A gigantic ground hog may sometimes be witnessed going through garbage container on a Raymore avenue.
A wandering phantom has often been perceived on a Raymore street late at night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is frequently spotted calling names of people in Hillsdale Lake by the park headquarters.
A Pteranodon can often be witnessed staring at a guy sleeping on the floor in an apartment in Raymore.
A huge coati may be observed very often in a clothing store in the Raymore neighborhood.
A colossal koodoo has now and then been seen scrambling out from a drain hole on a Raymore lane before sunrise.
A giant prairie dog is now and then seen playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Raymore trailer.
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very large alligator is known to have been seen on a handful of instances in a mirror in a Raymore flat; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Raymore
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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