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These are some lies we made up about Quincy.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her head is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Cover Branch around midnight. A resident says that this spirit enjoys frightening unwise people who are courageous enough to interrupt the serenity in Quincy.
The phantom of a chained up woman can every now and then be witnessed in Bird Hollow on a dark night attempting to capture something.
A space man from planet Jupiter was observed at Roth Lake Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the view.
An Anchisaurus was perceived in Kings Prairie at midnight frightening people.
A space man from the cosmos emerged laundering a bloody pair of pants in Gum Spring very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Quincy
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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