Purcell

 
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An extraterrestrial traveler from space can now and then be seen looking for a shoe beneath a parked Toyota in a Purcell parking lot in the early morning hours.

The ghost of a chained up man is often witnessed turning toward the observer before sunrise by a vending machine in Purcell.
    
The phantom of a bum may regularly be perceived gazing irritably at the watcher at Barker Lake Dam around midnight.

An ET from another world can be observed time and again on the shore of Barker Lake shouting at the witness to be off.

An Anchisaurus has from time to time been spotted seated at the kitchen counter in a Purcell flat going crazy.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Purcell

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