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These are some lies we made up about Potosi.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has from time to time been seen conversing into the night underneath a streetlight in Potosi.
The ghost of a bound up guy has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances walking from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Potosi avenue.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space may sometimes be perceived mid stream in Bates Creek crying.
A mermaid is often spotted looking in Austin Survey very late at night.
The ghost of a young female drenched in blood is known to have been made out on a small number of instances scrutinizing Dry Hollow in detail very late at night.
An ET from Pluto may regularly be observed reasoning down beside Crystal Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal pronghorn can be spotted very frequently at Arnault Branch Mine Dam at night looking at the surroundings.
A guy with a large hole through his upper body has every so often been noticed appearing
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menacing up on the highest spot of Bezidek Hill. A man who lives here declares that this spirit is the tormented soul of an old Potosi local.
A lady's body with a lizard's head is occasionally perceived in a canoe on Apex Lake gazing angrily at the eye witness.
Leonardo da Vinci is known to have been noticed on one or two instances seated
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at a table in a Potosi trailer.
A gentleman having the head of a devil can from time to time be noticed in a secluded area in close proximity to Potosi.
A space man from another planet was witnessed waving to cars by a murky road close to Potosi.
An enormous raccoon showed up mailing a letter at a Potosi post office.
A cyclop was witnessed downing fuel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Potosi.
A space alien showed up in Castlewood State Park by the park headquarters gobbling a carrot.
A partially decomposed human dead body was noticed gulping water by Ozark National Scenic River. When the ghost was witnessed it faded away into the thin air. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Potosi
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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