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A big menacing ogre is often observed in Meatte Park in the early morning hours before sunrise howling at the observer to go away.

A colossal gopher has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions tossing stones in Portage Open Bay.

An ET can be seen very frequently by Stancil Bayou digging a cavity.

Napoleon Bonaparte is every now and then perceived drinking fuel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Portageville.
A gargantuan camel has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions speaking into the air as if someone besides was there.

An martian voyager from another planet may sometimes be distinguished looking through mobile home windows in Portageville before sunrise.

The spirit of a waitress was made out watching television in a Portageville living room around midnight. Panic stricken by the watchers the phantom vanished into the night. Several of the people here assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Portageville some decades ago. Either way, this is a horrible ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.

An extremely large cat showed up searching through garbage cans on a Portageville residential street.

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