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These are some lies we made up about Polk.
The phantom of an old sorceress is once in a while made out staring at the water by Gordon Lake Dam late at night. Well, it undoubtedly is a menacing phantom that is rather not disturbed.
An ET from another solar system has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances by Negro Bend Bluff reading a magazine.
A female's body with an animal's head can sometimes be witnessed searching for a woman mid stream in Big Hollow Branch. One of the folks who live here strongly says that this phantom takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Polk.
A man having the head of a beast was observed in Bolivar Public Use Area at night holding a headbone. Many accounts of this phantom have been described.
A space man became visible screaming in Horn Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Polk
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV. - Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses. Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room. - Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door. Arthur went into the psychologists office and said: - Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when.... - NEXT!, said the psychologist again. Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht. - No. - That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit. Arthur, have you been getting enough iron? Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht. Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him. - What are you doing? Asked Delbert. - No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles. Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship. - Captain! There's a man on that island! Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by. How did Arthur die from drinking milk? - The cow sat down.
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