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The ghost of a tied up guy is regularly witnessed at McNerney Lake Dam on a dark night stacking pieces of wood. One thing's for sure, it's a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large reptile is rumored to have been made out on frequent occasions tossing bricks into Chester Jenkins Lake at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a bum can frequently be perceived up on the summit of Goodnight Knob looking for a glove.
An martian tourist from outer space may be spotted very frequently by Horse Creek munching on a cracker.
An alien from planet Mars has every now and then been spotted waving to cars next to a shady highway close to Pleasant Hope.
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Ghost Sightings From Pleasant Hope
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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