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These are some lies we made up about Pleasant Hill.
A colossal snake was observed standing by a wild highway close to Pleasant Hill.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword has frequently been seen heaving bricks into the flow at Duncan Branch before sunrise. Regardless of what, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nostrils is often spotted in an apartment in Pleasant Hill. Scores of local residents claim this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Pleasant Hill before the present.
The ghost of a shackled up lady has supposedly been distinguished on several instances up on the pinnacle of Schindorff Hill gripping a headbone. Residents claim that this phantom could be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Pleasant Hill.
An ET from planet Saturn can repeatedly be observed crying down beside the waterfront at Cottontail Lake.
An enormous goat may be perceived frequently by Allendale
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Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
An enormous guanaco has sometimes been perceived hiding a cadaver by a large rock in James A Reed Memorial Wildlife Area late in the night.
A Tyrannosaurus has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances in a Pleasant Hill house.
A giant pig has frequently been perceived appearing in
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a bathroom mirror.
A giant toad is frequently spotted seated on a couch in a building in the neighborhood of Pleasant Hill.
An enormous warthog has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions late in the night running after a passing Buick on a gloomy road near Pleasant Hill.
A space invader from space may often be noticed gardening in the side yard of a residence in Pleasant Hill.
A lady with the head of a goblin may be made out over and over again resting in an armchair in a trailer in Pleasant Hill. No matter what folks articulate, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial has now and then been observed pointing at the viewer beside a streetlamp in Pleasant Hill.
A huge elk is once in a while seen wandering from home to home before dawn on a Pleasant Hill avenue.
The ghost of a guy having half his head lost has been spotted on frequent instances resting at the kitchen counter in a Pleasant Hill flat. One of the residents decisively claims that
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this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Pleasant Hill resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Pleasant Hill
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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