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Napoleon Bonaparte can be noticed time and again pacing beside a deserted highway next to Plattsburg.

An ET from deep space has from time to time been made out relaxing on the floor in an apartment near Plattsburg.

A very large mynah bird is every so often spotted floating down Funkhouser Creek at midnight.
    
An enormous orangutan may once in a while be distinguished gulping blood from a cup in Perkins Park in the early morning hours.

The spirit of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote is frequently noticed munching on a cracker at Everett Quarries Lake Dam after midnight. According to the local residents, this ghost may well be a distinguished past inhabitant of Plattsburg. Any which way, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.

A huge wombat has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances in the early morning hours before sunrise following a passing car on a dark highway near Plattsburg.

A woman lacking a head can regularly be spotted in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
 

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