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These are some lies we made up about Pittsburg.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head may often be seen at Big Hollow Branch on a dark night tossing pebbles into the water.
An alien may be made out over and over again before sunrise heading a directed exploration of Dooley Bend to a collection of phantoms.
The phantom of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head has occasionally been made out at Indian Backbone at night staring down into the water. Residents here declare that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Pittsburg many years ago. No matter what folks utter, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A big scary spirit has been distinguished on many occasions by Pomme de Terre Dam on a dark night staring at the water. A local resident declares that this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Pittsburg a long time ago.
A huge rabbit has frequently been distinguished scooping out a gap in a plastic boat on Pomme de Terre Lake.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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