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These are some lies we made up about Pineville.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is from time to time spotted in Gordon Hollow at the stroke of midnight consuming a piece of bread.
Ferdinand Magellan has been seen on one or two occasions marveling at Clemens Bluff on a dark night.
A massive newt may occasionally be made out screaming at a shrub in Huckleberry Ridge State Forest at night.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was spotted on the pinnacle of Bobs Knob very late at night staring at the sight. The eye witness was frightened and fled.
The spirit of a pregnant female came into sight being carried by a horse next to a road outside Pineville. The ghost did not seem to be scared by the viewers.
The ghost of a young gentleman having on a jacket was seen pulling a body from the freezing water of Beaver Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise. The spirit greeted the witness. People declare that this phantom is that of a resident who existed here in Pineville some decades ago.
A decapitated man was witnessed at Deer Lick Spring at night staring. The ghost was consumed by the air after being seen.
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Ghost Sightings From Pineville
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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