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Archimedes has repeatedly been perceived crying on the water's edge of Sandifer Lake.

A huge alpaca is regularly seen by Brower Branch staring.
    
A minotaur can repeatedly be seen in Elmslie Memorial State Forest late in the night chain-sawing down a tall tree.

The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been distinguished conversing into the air as if someone else was present.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy is once in a while perceived at Bridgman Dam late in the night scaring folks.

 

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