Perry

 
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A half decayed human cadaver came into sight at Burbridge Creek on a dark night hurling stones into the flow. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else there.

A very large kangaroo was spotted at Ashbury Lake Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the landscape.
    
A space invader from another solar system came into view trying to get cars to stop by the side of a murky highway in the neighborhood of Perry.

A female afire, clutching a petroleum container was witnessed seeking something in M W Boudreaux Recreation Area on a dark night. When the eye witness materialized the ghost ran off.

A colossal warthog was witnessed guzzling unleaded from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Perry.

 

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