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These are some lies we made up about Peculiar.
A fairly decayed human corpse has now and then been made out looking at the surroundings at Baiers Den Lake Dam on a dark night. If you talk to the local residents, this spirit loves scaring unwise folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Peculiar. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space invader from Venus is occasionally made out turning toward the eye witness up on Miller Hill.
A lady afire, hauling a gas bottle has purportedly been observed on a few instances floating along East Creek late in the night.
The Loch Ness Monster may once in a while be noticed staring through apartment windows in Peculiar at midnight.
An enormous giraffe was perceived watching shows in a Peculiar living room in the early morning hours.
An extremely large bison came into sight on a Peculiar road late in the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach was spotted looking at a man snoozing on
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a mattress in a flat in Peculiar.
An extremely large oryx appeared in a convenience store in the Peculiar neighborhood.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a hat was perceived climbing out from a storm drain on a Peculiar avenue at midnight. This individual spirit has been observed frequently in this location.
The phantom of a young-looking
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air force pilot was spotted in Hillsdale Lake at the ranger station smoking a pipe. Many sightings of this ghost have been reported. Regardless of what folks articulate, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
A young girl dressed in a bloody wedding dress has often been witnessed performing a melody on a fiddle in a Peculiar apartment. If you listen to what the locals argue, this spirit gets pleasure from startling folks who come looking for spirits in Peculiar. One thing is for sure, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that is better not disrupted.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly distinguished in a mirror in a Peculiar trailer; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
A female with a sea-green face can regularly be made out in a flat in the vicinity of Peculiar. Nevertheless, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Peculiar
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Ghost Sightings From Peculiar
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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