Pattonsburg

 
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Frankenstein's Monster can be spotted repeatedly carving a hollow in the middle of Big Creek.

The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her head has sometimes been perceived at Woodward Lake Dam at night enjoying the view.

The martian navigator of a UFO is every so often made out in a flat right next door to Pattonsburg.
    
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos can every so often be witnessed trying to locate a book beside a parked Toyota in a Pattonsburg parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An extremely large baboon was perceived in a Pattonsburg area shoe store, walking the aisles.

 

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