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A space alien from space came into sight throwing stones into the flow at Big Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A moderately transparent man dressed as the skipper of a freight ship was noticed at Woodward Lake Dam before dawn enjoying the panorama. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been several additional stories of this particular ghost.
The ghost of a youthful guy sporting a confederate uniform has frequently been distinguished in a convenience store in the Pattonsburg neighborhood. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the calm in Pattonsburg.
An alien is often noticed trying on shoes in a Pattonsburg trailer.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Pattonsburg.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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