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A female's body with an animal's head has repeatedly been noticed up on Aley Mountain chucking boulders. Scores of residents allege this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Patterson many years ago. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.

A somewhat rotten human cadaver has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances washing a bloody shirt in Blue Spring late in the night. Local people allege that this ghost may very well be a recognized yesteryear native of Patterson.

An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy can often be observed drifting down Big Creek very late at night.
    
A very large mynah bird can be observed very frequently at A O Shearrer Lake Dam in the early morning hours gulping blood from a container.

A space alien from planet Neptune has every so often been perceived devouring an apple by a streetlight in Patterson.

 

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