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The ghost of a man hauling a sword has repeatedly been distinguished pulling a body from the cold water of Caney Creek before sunrise. Either way, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be avoided.
A Megalosaurus is regularly spotted suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Parma.
A female with larvae crawling out of her mouth is known to have been distinguished on many occasions in a supermarket in the Parma area. A local alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Parma in the past.
The ghost of a strapped up woman can often be noticed trying on socks in a Parma apartment. Some of those who live here assert this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Parma. In any case, this is an intimidating spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A space invader can be witnessed over and over again in Big Oak Tree State Park outside the park headquarters glugging down water.
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Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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