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These are some lies we made up about Orrick.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy may occasionally be noticed conversing into the night as if someone besides was nearby.
An enormous leopard is regularly spotted walking a Bulldog late in the night on a murky Orrick residential road.
The ghost of an old sorceress has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions pondering in the middle of Brady Creek.
A woman's body with a bear's head can regularly be witnessed gazing at the water by Hamilton and Hill Farm Lake Dam very late at night.
An extremely large antelope may be seen often crying out names in Roberts Park late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Orrick
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Ghost Sightings From Orrick
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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