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These are some lies we made up about Old Appleton.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform can often be witnessed at Stallings Brothers Dam after midnight taking in the landscape. A lot of local residents argue this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Old Appleton.
A colossal vicuna can be noticed very frequently by Blue Shawnee Creek frightening people.
A Tyrannosaurus has from time to time been spotted yelling names in Arnsberg Community Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a street bum is every so often observed coming into view in a bedroom mirror. In any case, this phantom undeniably is menacing; one that should be steered clear of.
A massive hog has purportedly been seen on numerous instances resting in a beanbag in a flat in close proximity to Old Appleton.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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