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These are some lies we made up about Odessa.
An ET from another part of the galaxy can be distinguished often being carried by a low rider on a dark road outside Odessa.
Count Dracula has sometimes been spotted at Bartlett Lake Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the vista.
A very large ewe is every now and then made out studying the surroundings from the summit of Bryant Knob late in the night.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman can from time to time be perceived by East Fork Sni-A-Bar Creek screaming people's names.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished in an Odessa house.
A sizeable scary monster became visible striding alongside a wild road close to Odessa.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship was noticed in Knob Noster State Park quite near the park headquarters hurling boulders.
An extremely large gnu came into sight emerging in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a youthful woman drenched in blood was observed around midnight following a passing Jeep
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on a gloomy road close to Odessa. Alarmed by the bystanders the phantom fled into the night.
Napoleon Bonaparte was spotted in the rear seat of a car by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night.
An enormous whale has repeatedly been witnessed by a lady hunting in a forest right next door
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to Odessa.
An alien from planet Neptune is frequently noticed having a seat on a bench in a building in Odessa.
A giant wombat may regularly be distinguished strolling from building to building very late at night on an Odessa road.
An alien from another galaxy may be spotted frequently relaxing at a coffee table in an Odessa residence.
A space invader has from time to time been perceived staring at folks in an Odessa mobile home through a door crack.
The Wizard of Oz is sometimes noticed waving to cars alongside a dark road outside Odessa.
A colossal sheep is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions swallowing gas from a pump at a gasoline station in Odessa.
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Ghost Sightings From Odessa
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Ghost Sightings From Odessa
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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