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These are some lies we made up about Oak Grove.
An alien traveler from another planet may now and then be observed in an Oak Grove highschool at night staggering the corridors.
A huge capybara was noticed in Frick Park after midnight looking frightening.
A very large camel came into sight in a mirror in an Oak Grove house; the phantom was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A massive chameleon was witnessed on a dark night drifting by on Blue Branch.
A Brachiosaurus appeared going mad at Aylward Lake Dam before sunrise.
A gigantic panther was perceived on the water's edge of Aylward Lake burrowing a hollow.
Thumbelina was observed in a house near Oak Grove.
A huge wildcat is regularly spotted searching for a bag underneath a parked Pontiac in an Oak Grove parking lot before sunrise.
Genghis Khan has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions guzzling blood from a mug up on the summit of Minter Hill.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can be seen time and
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again in an Oak Grove area auto part store, walking the aisles.
A giant addax has occasionally been seen downing motor oil by Knob Noster State Park.
A moderately transparent gentleman dressed as the captain of a liner is sometimes made out taking a rest at a coffee table in an Oak Grove flat smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial
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from the cosmos has been perceived on one or two instances pacing through a home in Oak Grove.
A space invader can every so often be perceived mounted on a horse along a road in the neighborhood of Oak Grove.
A sizeable terrifying ghost is frequently perceived at a coin operated phone in Oak Grove talking on the telephone. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter on a dark night.
An alien tourist from another planet has supposedly been noticed on several instances walking through an Oak Grove area cemetery.
A gargantuan ferret may frequently be seen spending time in an uninhabited villa in Oak Grove.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Grove
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Grove
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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