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These are some lies we made up about Nixa.
An army outfit walking about devoid of a body in it came into view at the stroke of midnight hovering across Avin Sink. The arrival of the observer startled the spirit who then disappeared. A lot of folks who live here allege this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Nixa.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object showed up floating by on Farmer Branch very late at night.
An martian voyager from another world was noticed by Lake Springfield Dam before dawn looking at the water.
A gargantuan dingo was spotted down beside the water's edge at Lake Springfield carrying a headbone.
Genghis Khan has often been witnessed in a clothing store in the Nixa neighborhood.
A massive dormouse is often distinguished near Blue Spring at night screaming.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has allegedly been spotted on several instances next to the water at Blue Hole trying to exclaim something. Folks
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who have noticed this spirit allege this spirit is the undeceased soul of an old Nixa person who lived here.
A sasquatch can repeatedly be noticed struggling to grasp something in Cave Hollow after midnight.
The ghost of a gravely scorched lady has occasionally been made out trying on socks in a Nixa trailer. Either way, it is indisputably
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a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
A gargantuan ermine is rumored to have been made out on many occasions burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Sequiota Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a man with demonic signs cut into his hand may occasionally be seen scrambling out from a manhole on a Nixa avenue before sunrise. A person who lives here declares that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Nixa some decades ago.
An ET from planet Mercury has frequently been observed poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Nixa.
The phantom of a train driver is repeatedly witnessed gazing crossly at the onlooker in Table Rock State Park right by the ranger station.
A lady lacking a head has been spotted on numerous instances going crazy in Buffalo National River at the park headquarters. A number of of the locals declare this ghost loves frightening unwise people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Nixa. In any case, this ghost undeniably is
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chilling; one that you wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Nixa
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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