Newtown

 
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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is repeatedly witnessed on a dark night drifting along on Barber Creek.

An martian explorer from another galaxy has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances rummaging around in trash cans on a Newtown avenue.

A very large kid can frequently be noticed suspended in the air like a cloud in Newtown.
    
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can be distinguished frequently in a store in the Newtown neighborhood.

A massive puppy has every so often been spotted trying on clothes in a Newtown house.

 

Ghost Sightings From Newtown



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