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A Centrosaurus can be spotted frequently monitoring the view from the pinnacle of Indian Mound in the early morning hours.

The spirit of a coal-miner has occasionally been distinguished shining a lamp by Morrison Chute. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead New Madrid local resident.
    
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a janitor is every now and then perceived tossing stones into Watson Lake at night. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in New Madrid a long time ago.

A massive wombat has been observed on many instances in a store in the New Madrid vicinity.

A space invader from planet Mercury may occasionally be distinguished by New Madrid Bend pointing at the onlooker.

An extremely large coati was seen ascending up from a manhole on a New Madrid street late in the night.
 

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