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A massive platypus was noticed looking at the vista from the apex of Indian Mound late at night.

An alien materialized in the early morning hours before sunrise floating by on Morrison Chute.

The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and an eye patch was spotted next to the water at Watson Lake talking into the air. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being distinguished.
    
Goldilocks was distinguished reading a newsletter next to a lamppost in New Madrid.

A gigantic duckbill was distinguished gripping a human skull by New Madrid Bend.

A giant elk has regularly been made out pacing from trailer to trailer very late at night on a New Madrid residential street.

The Loch Ness Monster has been made out on many occasions down beside the water at Kentucky Point struggling to verbalize something.

 

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