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These are some lies we made up about New London.
The alien technician of a flying saucer can be witnessed very often conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was nearby.
The phantom of a man wearing a police uniform is from time to time seen tossing stones into Bowmans Lake around midnight.
The phantom of an old man with a long white beard has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances by Bear Creek Dam before dawn staring at the water. In any case, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that is rather not upset.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy can every so often be observed in the middle of Big Creek swallowing root beer.
Christopher Columbus has frequently been observed walking a Pit Bull at night on a gloomy New London lane.
A giant newt is repeatedly distinguished watching television in a New London living room after midnight.
A colossal weasel is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions rummaging around in garbage container on a New London street.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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