New Haven

 
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A very large alligator has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Northeastern Ozarks on a dark night.

A very large marten can from time to time be witnessed walking a Great Dane in the early morning hours on a dark New Haven street.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has repeatedly been noticed munching on a sandwich down by the shore at Harry Panhorst Lake.
    
A space man from another world is repeatedly observed on the top of Bald Hill on a dark night monitoring the view.

The alien commander of an unidentified flying object may frequently be perceived at Deppermann Lake Dam late in the night looking at the scenery.

An enormous monkey may be spotted very often watching TV in a New Haven living room at the stroke of midnight.

An alien traveler from space has now and then been made out gripping a skull mid stream in Barren Fork.

 

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