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An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has been said to have been seen on several occasions looking at the landscape at Beckemeyer Lake Dam after midnight.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head can repeatedly be seen in Show-Me Planning Region late at night burying a corpse by a large rock.
A medieval armor lacking a human inside may be observed over and over again up on Bone Hill attempting to grab something.
A space alien from another planet has from time to time been observed in Big Branch pondering.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is known to have been noticed on several occasions playing a song on a guitar in a Napoleon building.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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