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A space man from deep space can be perceived time and again dining on a cookie by Jackson Bend.

The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has every so often been made out on the pinnacle of Nebo Hill after midnight glancing at the sight. Whichever way, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.

The phantom of a guy sporting a soldier's outfit is every so often distinguished staring at the water by Enloe Lake Dam after midnight.

A space alien may occasionally be noticed hurling chunks of concrete into the current at Carroll Creek at the stroke of midnight.

The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often made out crawling out from a storm drain on a Missouri City road before sunrise.

 

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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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