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These are some lies we made up about Mineral Point.
An extremely large skunk has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances down next to the waterfront at Apex Lake grasping a headbone.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can repeatedly be witnessed after midnight checking out Long Hollow in detail.
A space man from another solar system can be noticed repeatedly showing up in a closet mirror.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has from time to time been noticed on the top of Bezidek Hill very late at night studying the landscape.
A sizeable scary ogre is every now and then noticed taking in the landscape at Bell-Settle Lake Dam very late at night.
An enormous musk deer has purportedly been seen on several instances late at night pursuing a passing Pontiac on a shadowy road near Mineral Point.
The phantom of a man in an army uniform can occasionally be witnessed startling people beside Powder Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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