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An extraterrestrial has sometimes been spotted redistributing orbs about near Bishop Springs before sunrise.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin is sometimes witnessed late in the night exploring Glass Hollow in detail. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person would not want to encounter.
A partially decomposed human cadaver is known to have been observed on frequent occasions floating along Dry Fork late in the night. It has been argued that this particular spirit can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Miller some time ago. Nevertheless, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
The martian technician of a UFO may every now and then be seen on the top of Bryant Mound very late at night staring at the sight.
A massive panther was spotted heaving pebbles by Cuba Bluff.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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