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These are some lies we made up about Mexico.
An alien from Saturn was spotted staying in an abandoned manor in Mexico.
An extremely large waterbuck was made out in Lakeview Park in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming.
A dinosaur has frequently been perceived by Blackmore Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
A space man from deep space is repeatedly spotted flashing a flash light in a plastic boat on Blackmore Lake.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has purportedly been observed on a few occasions standing by a deserted road near Mexico.
An enormous coati may repeatedly be made out at Beaverdam Creek very late at night hurling pieces of wood into the current.
A space invader may be spotted very often being carried by a moped on a shadowy highway close to Mexico.
An martian explorer from another galaxy has now and then been spotted in a trailer in Mexico.
The Wizard of Oz has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions in Finger
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Lakes State Park quite near the ranger station going bananas.
A space invader from outer space can from time to time be seen in a Mexico flat.
A lady with a green face has frequently been spotted striding beside a deserted road near Mexico.
A space alien is often seen showing up in a mirror.
An extraterrestrial tourist from
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another world has allegedly been seen on several occasions very late at night chasing a passing Buick on a shady road near Mexico.
An ET from planet Venus can often be spotted watering plants in the front yard of a house in Mexico.
The spirit of a delivery man may be witnessed very often by an old man hunting in a forest in close proximity to Mexico. If you talk to the folks who live here, this spirit is possibly the stressed spirit of a local resident who used to have a home here in Mexico.
A guy's body with the head of a skunk has sometimes been witnessed having a seat in a beanbag in a residence in Mexico. Based on what the residents say, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Mexico resident.
A huge ram is every now and then noticed walking from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on a Mexico avenue.
The spirit of a man carrying a sword has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances resting at the dining table in a Mexico trailer.
A space invader from another
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world can from time to time be distinguished staring at people in a Mexico building through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Mexico
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Ghost Sightings From Mexico
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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