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These are some lies we made up about Maywood.
A very large zebra has frequently been observed by Bimson Dam after midnight staring at the water.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is frequently seen at Bethel Branch at midnight flinging chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A giant puppy is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions marching from house to house late at night on a Maywood street.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may be observed over and over again chucking stones beside the waterfront at Garkie Lake Section 32. Lots of folks who live here allege this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Maywood some time ago. No matter what people utter, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic puma has every now and then been made out scraping out a crack in Wakonda State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Maywood
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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