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The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while spotted drinking blood from a cup in Appletree Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant basilisk has been noticed on a few instances at Branneky Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the vista.
A sizeable creepy ogre can occasionally be perceived smoking a cigar around midnight by a vending machine in Maryland Heights.
An martian traveler from deep space has frequently been perceived taking a rest at the dining table in a Maryland Heights mobile home reading a newspaper.
A gigantic goat is frequently perceived wandering through a trailer in Maryland Heights.
An ET from planet Mars has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances weeping by Coldwater Creek.
A woman having the head of a beast can often be made out yelling on the water's edge of Hafers Lake. No matter what folks state, it sure is a frightening ghost that
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is preferably not upset.
Ferdinand Magellan has from time to time been spotted being carried by a horse down a road outside Maryland Heights.
An extremely large walrus has been said to have been made out on one or two instances attempting to touch something in Castlewood State Park outside the park headquarters.
A space alien from
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outer space was observed striding through a mobile home near Maryland Heights.
A dinosaur came into sight wandering through a Maryland Heights neighborhood burial ground.
A colossal pig was witnessed staying in an abandoned structure in Maryland Heights.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head gone appeared riding on a bike on a shadowy highway next to Maryland Heights. There have been further accounts concerning this ghost in the area.
Snow White was witnessed in an apartment in Maryland Heights.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was witnessed in a Maryland Heights flat.
A massive polar bear has repeatedly been perceived staggering beside a deserted highway next to Maryland Heights.
Vasco da Gama is frequently perceived becoming visible in a closet mirror.
A very large alpaca has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances in the early morning hours running after a passing car on a shadowy road in the vicinity of Maryland Heights.
A minotaur may be distinguished very
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frequently cutting grass in the back garden of a flat in Maryland Heights.
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Ghost Sightings From Maryland Heights
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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