Martinsburg

 
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A gigantic giraffe has every so often been seen devastating a box in Boonslick Planning Region at midnight.

A female with maggots crawling out of her nostrils is sometimes spotted watching shows in a Martinsburg living room late at night.

A gigantic beaver has supposedly been witnessed on many instances at Becker Lake Dam on a dark night munching on a fish.
    
The ghost of a chained up lady has often been observed swallowing milk in the middle of Brushy Branch.

An extremely large musk deer is repeatedly perceived flinging bricks into City Lake after midnight.

 

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