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These are some lies we made up about Marionville.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police outfit may every now and then be observed at Elm Spring in the early morning hours sipping orange juice.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has frequently been spotted in Hickory Hollow after midnight smoking a pipe.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large white beard is regularly spotted reading a book in Baldwin Park after midnight. A local man says that this spirit is that of a local who resided here in Marionville in the past.
A giant lamb may regularly be witnessed standing by a secluded road next to Marionville.
A space invader from another galaxy has now and then been perceived in a residence in Marionville.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is every so often observed by Elm Branch looking.
The ghost of a man sporting a soldier's outfit is known to have been made out on frequent instances marching alongside a desolate road near Marionville.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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