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These are some lies we made up about Loose Creek.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be spotted often after midnight floating down Bear Creek.
A gigantic dromedary has occasionally been made out in Brush Creek Hollow on a dark night turning toward the eye witness.
A space man from planet Pluto is occasionally noticed gazing angrily at the onlooker up on the top of Grapevine Hill.
The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-splattered knife is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous occasions in Mari-Osa State Wildlife Area around midnight dragging a corpse across the dirt. Many folks who live here declare this ghost likes startling folks who come searching for ghosts in Loose Creek. Regardless of what people articulate, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
The spirit of a civil war soldier can occasionally be witnessed gardening in the front yard of a mobile home in Loose Creek. Residents assert that this ghost may very well be a famous yesteryear native of Loose Creek. Well, this is a hostile ghost that is better not disrupted.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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