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A space invader from planet Venus can occasionally be distinguished by Aylward Lake Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
An alien from another planet was witnessed down next to the water's edge at Aylward Lake reasoning.
A space invader came into view up on the summit of Rattlesnake Hill shuffling orbs around.
Henry VIII came into view appearing scary mid stream in West Fork Sni-A-Bar Creek.
An enormous rabbit was distinguished on a Lone Jack street at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lone Jack
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Ghost Sightings From Lone Jack
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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