Lincoln

 
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A colossal musk-ox is now and then perceived turning toward the bystander by Byler Branch.

A colossal ocelot can every so often be made out in Sweatman Hollow before sunrise gazing crossly at the bystander.

A lady with her head and right arm and right leg amputated has frequently been noticed at Karr Lake Dam after midnight taking in the landscape. Either way, it is certainly a creepy spirit that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
    
An alien from the cosmos is frequently seen in a Lincoln highschool late at night walking the corridors.

The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions scooping out a crater in a metal boat on Timberline Lake.

 

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