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These are some lies we made up about Liberal.
The ghost of a flight attendant became visible throwing pebbles into the stream at Bitter Creek after midnight. When spotted the ghost came near the viewer who then ran off.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief was perceived looking furiously at the viewer up on the top of Haake Mound. This specific spirit has been distinguished very frequently in this place.
An ET was noticed in Hunkah Prairie State Wildlife Area at midnight screaming at the bystander to disappear.
A black bat that turned into a woman has regularly been perceived hunting with a bow and arrow in Lester R Davis Memorial State Forest late in the night.
A gargantuan monkey is frequently made out by Bean Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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