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These are some lies we made up about Levasy.
A colossal skunk came into sight surveying the scenery from the apex of Bone Hill late at night.
A gargantuan mountain goat was made out hauling a corpse across the ground in Fire Prairie late in the night.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg cut off was distinguished chucking boulders into Fire Prairie Lake before dawn. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the viewer. Some of the folks here declare this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who are bold enough to disturb the calm in Levasy.
The phantom of a man grasping a bloody machete is frequently noticed heading a directed tour of Egypt Bottom to a cluster of ghosts around midnight. According to the people who live here, this phantom likes terrifying foolish people who come trying to find phantoms in Levasy.
A soldier's uniform marching around with no body in it has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions at Beckemeyer Lake Dam at midnight taking in the view. Many folks who live here declare this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Levasy some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Levasy
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Ghost Sightings From Levasy
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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