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These are some lies we made up about Leopold.
A space alien from the cosmos was perceived by Bollinger Lake Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
Julius Ceasar appeared fly fishing from the shore of Lake Girardeau at the stroke of midnight.
A very large burro was noticed hauling a body from the cold water of Bear Branch at midnight.
An ET was witnessed hovering across Block Hole in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has repeatedly been noticed piling chunks of concrete up on the top of Null Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Leopold
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Ghost Sightings From Leopold
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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