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An extraterrestrial was perceived turning toward the observer down beside Skiles Spring late at night.
An alien tourist from space appeared at Green Dam late in the night yelling at the viewer to be off.
Nicolaus Copernicus was witnessed going out of control in Alder Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with a somewhat transparent body was distinguished by Barnitz Prong flinging boulders. The watcher freaked out and ran away. Locals assert that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Lenox before the present. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space invader from Jupiter is regularly witnessed by an old woman hiking along a trail close to Lenox.
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Ghost Sightings From Lenox
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Ghost Sightings From Lenox
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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